I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are
- Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
- Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHIGN BECAUSE WHEN I WAS 9 MY FAVORITE ANIMAL WAS A COUGAR SO I WOULD GOOGLE PICTURES OF COUGARS SO I COULD TRY TO DRAW THEM AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED WHEN I WOULD GET WEIRD LOOKING PICTURES OF MIDDLE AGED WOMEN AND I JUST REALIZED WHY
tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL
BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL
AND THEY UNSUSPENDED ME
I should probably shave my legs soon
they’re starting to get a little
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH I’M CRYING
Prepare yourself for the most excruciating 3 minutes and 18 seconds of your life.
The brunette though…..