May 2013
ironelk:
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
shouldertappingghosts:
Do you ever have those things that you want to post but you can’t because there are
[whispers]
people you know on here
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
pugs not drugs
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
michaelpalin:
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
dumblydoor:
i just say things and hope they’re socially acceptable
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inbox:
i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
howsyourcoffeechadkroeger:
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
daves-applejuice:
clicking on someone’s blog and finding out they are hot
April 2013
d-issolve:
If i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you
parallelseto:
people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire
then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like
“shit”
gossipquirrell:
you know how sometimes apples are just ok but then you bite into a really fresh juicy one and you’re like YOOOOOOOOO
stylishirish:
my sister showed me this and ive been laughing for like 20 minutes
cokeflow:
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
i crumble completely when you cry: Stop with the I... →
blessyourcotton-socks:
Stop with the I wish I was British thing please. You don’t know what Britain is, you have a distorted stereotypical view of what you WANT Britain to be. I am proud to be British, dont get me wrong. But being British isn’t just BBC, tea, the queen and one direction. There’s so much more!
We have…